Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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