Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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