Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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