I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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