feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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