he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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