This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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