Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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