and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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