Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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