no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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