I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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