Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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