yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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