what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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