the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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