So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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