just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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