You really coming over, don't trick.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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