she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
they're like a gay fantastic four
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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