Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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