woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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