so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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