he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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