What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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