Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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