We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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