didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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