How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Randomize
