So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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