I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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