glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
