its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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