The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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