Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
That accounts for only three of the penises
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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