I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
