This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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