Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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