You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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