Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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