I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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