i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
