They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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