i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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