We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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