so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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