i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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