He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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