I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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