How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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