He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
we're so committed to being not committed
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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