feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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