Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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