He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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